Dear Melvin,
Today is just another free write/free talk. Since the only person I know in this class is still Mr. Contact Lenses’ biggest fan, I am writing once again. However, Lovergirl is talking to me once again.
So I can maintain politeness, I’m going to write my reactions to her talking as I nod politely.
Yes, I do know how his eyes are so bright. No, it isn’t because he’s a bright person. No, it isn’t because he’s particularly interesting either.
See, he has a girlfriend now, leave him alone. Leave me alone. Ahaha oh my god, her name is Valerie? Like the name Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago picked for their imaginary temptress when catfishing The Vulture?
No, I don’t give two fish about Aaron’s best friend Blake. Ooo, Blake is Valerie’s brother? That’s gotta be fun for him. Wait, no, I don’t care about this popular kid drama.
Oh no she didn’t. How dare Isabelle tell Valerie that Aaron and Blake were getting lunch when Aaron was actually getting lunch with Ceasar? Now it’ll seem like he’s cheating on Valerie if she asks him about it. That conniving litt-oh. Oh no.
She’s gotten me to care about popular politics. I need to re-examine myself.
Bye Melvin.
